#Snake on the train full movie movie
There are plenty more dodgy snake movies out there, but this should be enough to get you through Saint Patrick's Day.Fancy watching ' Snakes on a Train' in the comfort of your own home? Hunting down a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or view the Peter Mervis-directed movie via subscription can be a challenge, so we here at Moviefone want to do right by you. You really have to love the big game hunter who only brings one bullet to the battle because, “One shot is all I need”. When one near unstoppable snake goes on the run a pack of geniuses make the only logical decision release another giant snake to track it down and fight it. Question: What’s worse than having one genetically engineered super snake on the loose?Īnswer: Having two genetically engineered super snakes on the loose! Where else are you going to see Mister Miyagi facing down a genetically engineered super snake (honestly, at the rate they escape and slaughter people, you really have to wonder why scientists continue to make them…) that sounds like a Jurassic Park Velociraptor?Īs a side note, King Cobra should not be confused with the 2016 gay porn drama of the same name starring Hollywood hunks Garrett Clayton, Christian Slater and James Franco. That said, it does have a certain “so bad it’s good” charm to it. While nowhere near as bad as Snakes on a Train, King Cobra is a fairly bad film in its own right. Snakes on a Train falls into the latter category unfortunately. In fairness to The Asylum, they have made some genuinely fun movies, but also a lot of absolute trash. Snakes on a Train was made by 'mockbuster' specialists The Asylum. The only redeeming factor in it is the bonkers ending which is, thankfully, shown in the trailer (why do they do that?) so you don’t have to waste your time and sanity watching the full thing. Let’s call a spade a spade here even as far as shameless cash in straight-to-DVD movies go Snakes On A Train is pretty dire. Snakes on a Plane also bears the distinction of having the best 'for TV' edit since Scarface was butchered. While SOAP didn't make a whole lot of money at the box office, the sheer wackiness of it all allowed it to become a reticulated python sized cult hit, earning an absolute fortune in DVD sales and a consummate 'beer and buddies' movie. Jackson decided to take a massive pay cut and work on what was quite clearly a ridiculous B-movie called Snakes on a Plane purely because he adored the name. Speaking of awesomely titled movies about snakes, legend has it that Hollywood A-Lister Samuel L. Besides, with a name like that, it'd be rude not to check it out! Truth be told, Piranhaconda is not a good movie in the slightest but, with enough intoxication and the right company, can be enjoyed. Sure, why the hell not?ĭeep in the jungles of Hawaii, a giant snake is merged with deadly piranha (for some reason) and Michael Madsen wonders what the hell happened to his career… The snake also roars like Godzilla because, obviously, when you combine two mute animals they become exceptionally loud.
Part 3 is somewhat redeemed for featuring a gun toting David Hasselhoff as our gruff, no nonsense man of action. Budgets got smaller, scripts got lamer, top tier actors buggered off and the special effects worsened to pathetic levels. Sadly, with each passing Anaconda sequel the law of diminishing returns struck in a bad way.
It’s not high art by any stretch of the imagination, but it's entertaining fluff for what it is. It’s actually a decent enough popcorn-muncher with plenty of exciting set pieces and a nice body count. AnacondaĪrguably, the best (of a bad bunch?) ‘big snake eating people’ film, Anaconda stars well known actors such as Jennifer Lopez and John Voight and has the rare distinction of being a snake film that slithered its way onto the silver screen, turning a reasonable profit in the process, spawning numerous seuels, spin-offs and knock offs of dubious quality. Was Patrick too rash though? Were all of the snakes unfairly tarred with the same clover-laden brush? Here are some snake based creature features which might be worth having a look at on the day which we commemorate Ireland's Patron Saint. In an effort to save us from such risible attempts at entertainment, he chased the legless reptiles out of the country. No doubt he saw a vision of the future and the terrible movies that would be made about them. Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland many moons ago.
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